Marketing Madness

Today in the supermarket I saw a product on the refrigerated section that caught my eye.

It was manufactured by "The British Sausage Company with a "Uniquely Australian" sticker on it. The product was Boerewors, very tasty South African sausage. But to get this straight now: that's a uniquely Australian, British sausage company selling South African sausage.

Just thought I'd clarify that.

What the World Needs Now...

...is another Kiss tribute band.

At least that's what's suggested by all the phone number tags having been torn from this "Bass Player Wanted" flyer. Clearly, there's a lot of would-be Gene Simmons walking around the Sydney CBD. Guess it beats my day job too.

On the other hand, the person motivated to scrawl: "How limiting! Do Something More Your Age" would appear to disagree. A lot!

Perhaps that person also tore off all the phone numbers...